The Uterus Monologues

by: Kristin Fitzsimmons

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Likes: Spending time with friends (stomach and liver), the fetal position, and lead smocks used for dental x-rays. Dislikes: sharp objects, radiation, and scooping the litterbox.

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